Woof!

estrogenesis-evangelion:

call me the bong the way i get passed around the party while everyone hits me

pyrobchilling:

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And then, John Freeman, Gordon Freeman’s brother, said: Its Time For Me To Live Up To My Family Name And Face…

h0nex:

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that’s not a decision I can make for you.

apas-95:

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egirlbutternubs:

cryptotheism:

If dracula busted inside you he’d call it a screampie or some shit

He’d say im gonna edraculate

gallusrostromegalus:

chaoticdense:

beesplaybanjos:

Late tonight a bunch of staff are playing a game called role call and if you thought fugitive was wild just w a i t until i tell you how this goes cause role call is absolutely terrifying

We aren’t letting the campers play it so that lets us up the scare factor by 147%

Ok so the game had to be pushed back a few days so we can figure out scheduling so heres the gist of it.

The more people you have for this game, the better. It has to happen at night. The people get into a straight line, and begin to walk in that line all around the area. They cannot turn around and look at each other, and cannot speak; with the exception of the person at the front of the line.

That persons job is to begin the role call. They simply say, “Role Call!” And their name, then each person down the line says their name in turn.

Here’s the kicker: there’s one person not included in the line. The Taker. They have the job of stealing away the person at the end of the line as silently as possible. The game’s sole purpose is to instill a sense of fear and paranoia in whoever is in front, because as more people get taken, there are less and less people to say their names during the Role Call.

The front person decides when they want to start the Role Call. Obviously, the more often it’s said, the less scary it is. But as more and more people disappear, they become Takers and can then do more damage than just the one.

Some Takers can replace the person they stole, making the person directly in front of them either incredibly paranoid or safe. At least until the Role Call. Takers cannot say anything during it, so it usually ends up more terrifying to know that the person behind you is silent. Again, everyone in the line cannot make a sound except responding to the Role Call.

The game is over when the person in front is taken. There is no winning, only waiting. Waiting for your turn to go. Imagine the fear that person in front has, when they softly announce “Role Call” only to find that everyone behind them is gone.

Not exactly a game for the weak willed.

My reactions to this, in order
1. What The Hell Kind of Creepy Horror Movie Punishment Game Bullshittery is this?

2. I want to play it Right The Fuck Now.

sludgebitch:

i can’t do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog

genderpunks:

act queer. let yourself do the little behaviors cishets mock you for. talk like a fag. be limp wristed. show tit and ass. swing your hips when you walk. be flamboyant. be fruity. be a butch dyke with a mullet. have tgirl/boy swag.

fanghaunt:

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friday fox peets for your friday paw day

gloriousbodies:

jumex:

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

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Same energy